I don’t know why but I’ve head this idea stuck in my head. Where this guy owns a little fluffy that’s named Prince. The thing is obsessed with wearing a little plastic crown at all times and being treated like royalty.
I’m saying this fluffy is spoiled and annoying. Like 100%. But I imagine he gets what he deserves eventually if I even write about it and not just draw stuff.
Now, this is a stowy aww about how
My life got bad-poopied on
And I’d wike to take a fowevah
Just sit wight thewe
I’ll tell you how I became the pwince of a herd in Bew-Air
In a poopie kennew bown and waised
In the playpen was where I spent most of my days
Chiwwin’ out, huggin’, enfin’, all cool
And all pwayin’ wif a baww outside of my nestie
When a couple of toughies who were up to no good
Started making bad-poopies on mah greenie-head
I got in one wittle fight and i got scaredy-poopies
Meanie human tossed me out and said i was a bad fluffy
I walked for some fowevahs before i found a herd
The babbehs all had wingies, and some had horns on their heads!
If anything I could say that this herd was ware
But I thought “Nah, fowget it, yo, herd in Bew Air”
I walked up to the herd, there were seven or eight
And I yelled to the enfie-mawe, “Yo pwetty, enf ya later”
I wooked at my kingdom
I was finally thewe
To sit on my thwone as the smawty-pwince of Bew-Air