That happy bit of drool 
The answer is cocaine lots of cocaine.
And acid cant forget the acid
Dam right we do
Nothing like a good evening in full body camo in the secluded part of someone’s yard, pitching an almost full box of Hasbio lawn darts into the garden party next door while leaving the open box in the middle of the yard.
Nothing like the caterwaul of a Karen realizing her best baby just took a steel dart to the eye, then laying there perfectly disguised as the cops come to break into the house of, then shoot, the innocent owner of the yard you’re in.
Coming home and feeding your Fluffy Mare and her Bestest sketties and watching their contented gorging, embracing the sense of power that elevating these two engineered animals above an affluent human brings.
When you max out your luck stat at the cost of all the others.
Some times luck is all you need
You could always use facepaint and a ghilly suit rather than sink major money into a wearable topiary.
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Just sayin’
White trash lawns are easy mode. Foal-In-A-Can tier.
Destroying the lives of the upper middle class and outright rich?
That’s luring a herd and using the Smarty to destroy them all.
Ohhhhhh.
NOW I get it.
Someone beaned him with that stock.