A global solution by Papa_garp

A little known trick of gene editing is ‘phosphorescent markers’ otherwise known as making cells react to a blacklight by glowing brightly take these rabbits for example.

Something even less known by the public was during the development process they inserted those genes into the eye tissue of developing foals so they could observe the forming process in real time and make sure it went as expected. In humans, the cells that remain after the eye forms get trapped as ‘floaters’ that harmlessly swim across your vision, most people learn to ignore it.

In fluffies, however, these ‘floaters’ are still UV reactive until the day the fluffy dies. This information along with all surviving documentation was forfeited by the hasbio corporation to the US fish & wildlife agency, in exchange for the top executives skipping jail time.

In an effort to combat the exploding fluffy population in major cities, blacklights began being installed in the most affected neighborhoods & alleyways. Now instead of roving herds of ferals the city had a new problem on its hands, what the public had taken to calling “globing fluffs”.

When a fluffy comes in range of a blacklight, the floaters in its eye begin shining a bright purple in reaction. Causing the fluffy to stop whatever its doing and stare at the pwetty cowows until they inevitably expire from dehydration or external causes.

The Alleys slowly but surely filled with immobile, dead, or dying fluffies in all stages of globing. Attracting small vermin, who spread the diseases the rotting bodies had spawned. Streets filled with the little rainbow beasts packed so close together that any vehicles that tried to ram through ended up spinning wheels on the piles of corpses unable to get traction. Emergency services ground to a halt before becoming overwhelmed by the diseases that wracked the city.

Eventually, the city realized its mistake and went around removing or breaking the lights but it was too late by then. The mentally damaged fluffies refused to move from their spots and fell into despair when the pwetty cowows stopped

After one final grand ‘street cleaning’ and ‘biomass burn’ the streets were finally clear again and this embarrassing chapter of the city faded into obscurity. Blacklights were also banned from all exterior light fixtures within 5 miles of any major city.

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