A happy pillowfluff (carniviousduck)

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@Mr_Owl , I think this one should be Featured. This is a multi-layer joke and I love it!

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I now give Carnivorous duck the newscaster voice from courage the cowardly dog

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Retard has wings. How pathetic it can’t even fly—what a useless thing.

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lol at the bedsores, Nice little detail

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God, look at this spoiled shit. Got a whole button to control the TV, all to himself, and he’s still bitching!

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always loved smell and texture boards for pillows.

Sure I cut off your legs so you can’t do any of the things that fluffies enjoy, here is something that lets you smell stuff I will not be feeding you and to “enrich” your experience by letting you rub your nose on things. Now shit in the box behind you and sit in it, I am sure that that won’t get in the way of the smell station.

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Epic

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Oh shit I never finished that contest. Duck wins!

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i like to imagine he’s actually outside and the sun and sky look fucked up in this world

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i love pillowflufs

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what an ungrateful turd

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So is there belly infected also jeez that is a lot

Bedsores, you have to move around and stuff or else you get them

Fucking squalid. :black_heart:

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Y’know, my ferrets like rubbing their faces on different textures of cloth as much as they do playing with other toys, and they have all their legs. I don’t think fluffies have the urge to scent-mark, though.

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