a overfeed forever chirpy, How long will it take before his heart explodes?
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“Little” chubby?
I know five fat foals and this fucker is four of them
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Oh I love the little pudding bastard
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A week tops…can it even see?
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I like ’em big. I like ’em chunky
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I love this kind of agonising obesity, when the face alone is so fat the eyes are being smothered by the brow.
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Less than 30 seconds. Or if someone cooks it.
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He cares not: by fluffy standards, he has won at life.
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
– Coleridge, Kubla Khan: or A Vision in a Dream
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Sesnsitives deserve only death
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Byeah
Daaaaaaaaamn
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Give him more food and heart attacks and then boom easy W for me
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That’s no fluffy, it’s a pimple with legs!
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Give it a good scare 
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He needs to go on a diet.
That ain’t healthy.
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The oil on this thing would power a small nation for the foreseeable future.
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“Huhmnmuhmnmnuh.”
“Thank you, Godpigeon!”
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