It therefore follows it can eat poopies anywhere.
What a cutie… 
Your choice mummah, pillow or no-see? you are responsible for your babbehs this is on you
Bestest baby is gonna eat shit, choke on it, and fucking die.
poopie force feeding in 3…2…1… CHOKE ON IT!
The mongrel is about to learn the meaning of “ya done fucked up now!”
you sure about that, buddy?
Ooooh, the blissful ignorance before the hammer of judgement is brought down upon him. His happy go lucky demeanor of this spoiled brat and its perceived innocense is almost litterarily overshadowed by the sword of Damocles hanging above him.
He does not understand his transgessions, but he will become very familiar with the punishment …
Believe it or not, jail
That’s a paddling.
…
You know, a common problem with evicerating a fluffy on the spot, is that the shit it’s still carrying will get everywhere.
Reaches for B.F. Sorry Stick 9000
But uh,
That’s kind of alredy happened.
Hey fluffy! Have you always wanted to fly?
This calls for a measured and level headed response to teach the young creature the folly of it’s ways.
Put on some boots and don’t stop stomping until the little guy is just red paste on the floor.
This and the shit gets to be the mother’s dinner for the night.
Poopies are gonna go back in the poopie place and hopefully next time they come out they’ll be good poopies
Yes, daddeh will remove your legs and clean all the poopies with his new shit sponge
This may sound a cruel punishment but damage the anal sphincter muscle so now he can poop wherever he wants but he cant control it… he cant choose where to go and eventually a diaper is put on him… yes thats from the Red Baron art story but it coukd work lol
A this point, babbeh’s getting a colostomy bag as a warning to the others. Shit in the box or not at all.
Daddeh clean the poopies with babbeh’s face.
… well now time to test out the shit rat launcher 9000 ~
Daddeh clean by making bestest eat those bad poopies.
Is that so?
WRONG!
Duct tapes the little shit into the litterbox
Good poopies go in the litterbox! Get it right or get out!