You were watching random, mundane videos on YouTube one night when you suddenly remembered a site you used to go on years ago. It was called Fluffsanity and it was kind of like a fluffy pony liveleak. Mainly videos of fluffies getting abused, acting like morons, acting insane etc.
Anyway, you opened a new (incognito) tab and opened up the website. It had changed a bit since you last visited, new options, layout and such. You noticed something that piqued your interest, in the corner there was a “random video” button. You moved your mouse over and clicked it.
STATIC
A CCTV video came up. It showed a snowy scene of a stop sign in what looked like a suburban area. Nothing happened for about ten seconds until a purple unicorn stallion falls from somewhere (likely a roof) and is split clean in half by the stop sign and plops into the snow at the bottom of pole, spraying blood all over it. You click random again.
STATIC
Another CCTV video, this time outside of a fluffy mill. A dark green mare with a pink mane has managed to escape with 5 little foals sleeping on her back. She wanders out on to the road, seemingly happy with her newfound freedom. She lets her 5 foals down on to the ground when suddenly an expensive sports car speeds into the fluffies, absolutely obliterating them. Foal bodies are strewn up the road except for a tiny dark brown Pegasus who managed to survive. It just sort of stumbled around for a bit, unsure of what to do. You click random again.
STATIC
You are greeted with a saferoom at what seems to be a fluffy daycare. There are 5 fluffies in the room. The fluffies play quietly, draw, and two hug eachother for a bit…but then 3 shots fly through the window, shattering the glass and hitting the sky blue coloured, black maned earthie mare who was stacking up three alphabet blocks. She instantly collapses dead and the other fluffies rush over. There’s no audio but you can see the two of the fluffies covering their eyes, a mother rushing her babies out of the room and one hugging her dead body, looking up at the ceiling and wailing. You click random again.
STATIC
A gray fluffy with a white mane is being given alcohol through a feeding tube in what looks like a concrete solitary confinement cell. Classy. You click random again.
STATIC
Foals being eaten alive at a buffet. A man spears a sleeping red one with a chopstick and it starts screaming.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WAI GIB BABBEH HUWTIES!!! SCREEEEEEEEEE!”
“These fluffies have edible fur, it’s pretty cool.” says the man.
CHOMP
It’s back legs are bitten off. The foal lets out a squeal then begins heavily breathing and staring with tearful eyes at the cameraman before it passes out. You click random again.
STATIC
More CCTV footage. This time overlooking a beautiful garden. A magenta unicorn “smarty” with a red mane squeezes through the gate and makes “bad poopies” on the flowers, looking proud with itself and smirking. Suddenly, the homeowner comes running out of the shed wearing a Halloween mask and holding a shovel, scaring the smarty shitless. He chases it around in circles before throwing the shovel at its head. It crushes the fluffies skull, squishing it like a bug and also popping its eyes out. You click random again.
STATIC
The video begins and a yellow pegasus stallion with a brown mane, who was being illuminated with a phone torch, is sitting down in front of a brick wall at nighttime and crying hysterically.
“PWEES NICE MISTAH, FWUFFY HAB SPECIAW FWEN, AN BABBEHS, PWEES NU GIB FOWEBAH SWEEPIES!”
It pleads.
“Didn’t ask. Goodbye.” replies the cameraman, nonchalantly
The fluffy is mangled and contorted by several blasts of an AR-15. The man continuosly fires at its corpse till it’s just a mess of organs and flesh. You click random again.
STATIC
2 “Smarties” are pulling away a bawling mares foals and dropping them one by one into a dark manhole for apparently refusing to have “Special Huggies” with them. You click random again.
STATIC
“HEY GUYS! IN TODAYS EPIC EXPERIMENT WERE GONNA BE TESTING: FLUFFY PONY FOALS VS SHREDDER! HECK YEAH!!!” shouts an obnoxious, click-baity youtuber.
A sleeping pink pegasus filly is held in a man’s gloved hand. It’s suckling on it front hoof and making muffled coos. The man tosses it in.
"SCREEEEgUagGhGuRglEgUrgle*
It was basically the same thing 5 times. The man shows a foal to the camera, tosses it in and it screams for and a second then just gurgles as it’s minced. You click random again.
STATIC
A brown foal is looking pitiful in a cramped, metal barred cage.
“pwees daddeh…be gud tu babbeh…babbeh wan feew how wub is wike…”
The man shakes a can of pepper spray and releases a quick burst into the foals cage. It flips onto it’s back and begins coughing. It’s eyes are turning bloodshot as it thrashes about.
“wheeeEEEEEEEEzeeee HACK SPLUTTER COUGH hEeeeeE-cough-wp baBBeh”
Just as it’s finally recovering, the man releases three bursts into the foals cage. It violently thrashes up and down, banging its head off the top of the cage. After about 3 minutes of this the brown foal is now dead from suffocation. You click random again.
STATIC
A dashcam video this time, someone is driving down a snowy highway for a while until you see a herd of fluffies walking down the side of the road. A large truck is in front of the filming car, driving slightly erratically. With an explosion of sparks, one of the trucks huge tires pops off and rolls at a fast pace right in the direction of the herd, sending them running for cover. A mare with 5 foals on her back, two stallions and three stray foals are flattened by the tire. 11 total, the biggest kill streak you’ve seen yet. The rest of the herd are so scared they don’t even go to check on the dead, they just keep running. You close the tab.
Well…that was certainly an experience. You aren’t sure what to think but you kind of want to see more. You will probably be coming back.