Fluffsanity.com, it was a legendary name in the fluffy abuser circle. It hosted all kinds of videos of fluffies doing crazy stuff. And you knew, for sure, clicking the random button was the funniest. An endless stream of fluffy insanity!
Often, during times of boredom this site was an instant cure.
Well it was just one of those dull evenings when you decided to open the site up, navigate your mouse to the random button and then click-
STATIC
A cellphone video begins to play. Two kids are seen in the frame and one grabs a blue maned, pink unicorn foal from somewhere offscreen and puts its head through a tiny noose made with wooden blocks hot glued together and a long piece of string. Then, he walks around the table and hovers his finger over some kind of button attached to the noose while his friends can be heard giggling in the background. One of them plugs in a speaker and begins to play suspenseful music.
“So, you little traitor bastard. When I push this switch, the floor below you will fall and you’ll be subjected to a slow and suffocating demise. Forever sleepies.”
The foals expression shifts from seeming confused about the whole thing to absolute horror
“F-fowebah sweepies?? Buh…buh…am babbeh…w-wai fowebah sweepies?” tears begin to form in the foals eyes as it says this.
“Well, if you didn’t want to DIE and sleep forever, you shouldn’t have told my sister, AKA your “mummah” where I was keeping my 3 bags of M&Ms! My nummies! Because guess what, when I was at school today she found and ate ALL of them. Any last words?”
Upon hearing this, the foal freaks out and begins thrashing about, only tightening the string around its neck.
“NUUUUUU! NUUUUUUUUUUU! chirp! HUUUUU-HUUUUUUUU-HUUUU! AM-AM JUST WIDDLE BABBEH!!! chirp-chirp BABBEH SOWWY! BABBEH SU SOWWY! BABBEH NU MEAN TO MAIK NICE MISTAH ANGWY! BABBEH SOWWY! BABBEH SOW-”
The foal is cut off when the kid sitting next to the table presses the switch connected to the miniature noose. A trapdoor opens below the foals feet and it thrashes about now in mid air. Its eyes turn bloodshot after a while and look like their about to pop out and the foal begins banging its little hooves against the string around its neck whilst making desperate spluttered gasps for air. The kids around the table watch fascinated for about the next 4 minutes, making comments about how funny the big eyed thrashing foal looks. Eventually, the foal stops moving and making noises and a trickle of urine and feces pours out of it and onto the table below.
The footage cuts with the foal assumingly deceased.
Heh, that brought you back to being a dumbass kid. You clicked the random video button once again.
STATIC
A non-copyright dubstep song plays as a lazily edited piece of text scrolls across the screen reading “What is inside fluffy ponny [sic] foal. Gender: mail. Like and subscribe for good luck forever!!!”
A dark green chirpy foal with yet to be opened eyes is then placed onto a shiny metal table. It seems to be making sounds but you cant hear because of the music being blasted so loud. The foal rolls over and a plastic blue rubber-gloved hand flips it back over, startling the foal. Then, the footage speeds up as a syringe is placed on the table then the foal is picked up again and placed onto a paper towel. The foal is then injected with whatever unknown liquid was inside the syringe (probably drain cleaner or bleach or any chemical which would be deadly to a living being if injected)
The foal violently thrashes its head around for about 20 seconds (would be around 60 in regular speed) as it cant move anything else since the hand of whoever is filming is holding the rest of its body down. The rubber gloves come in use as the tiny chirpy begins spraying feces all over the hand. The foal is then promptly dead as it stops moving entirely and its mouth gapes open letting some blood spill out. (the beat dropped in the no-copyright dubstep at this point)
Then the video cuts to the dead foals body spread out on a cork board with a pin through each of its hooves and the speed goes back to normal. A scalpel is used to cut open its stomach and each of its internal organs are picked out with a pair of tweezers. and theres a zoom in on each one. Next the head is sliced cleanly open and the miniscule brain of the foal is picked out with the tweezers and a zoom in is done on that. Afterwards text stating “Thenk for watch [sic]” appears on the screen and the foals carcass plus its off to the side internal organs are blow torched until they becomes unrecognizable pieces of burnt flesh, for some reason…
That music was so annoying. You click the random video button again
STATIC
An audioless, low-quality video beginning with what looked like fireworks, a shot of people running through a street in the dark and then suddenly the camera focuses and a torch is shone on a yellow, brown maned fluffy crying in a cardboard box whilst covering its ears. The person filming kicks at the fluffy twice and it hugs onto the wall of the box in hysterics.
Then, a firework is shot by someone off camera directly at the fluffy and the camera flashes bright white with the cameraman retreating back. Then, after 10 or so seconds of darkness the cameraman runs back up to the cardboard box which has been blasted to pieces, along with the fluffy whos front hooves and a good portion of its jaw have been blown off with big patches of charred fur around its body. It is gasping for air and crying with shell-shocked eyes. The video suddenly cuts.
You click the random video button again
STATIC
A brown pegasus chirpy foal is being displayed to the camera, sleeping on a book whilst breathing softly and making little coo sounds when the person filming rubs its belly with their index finger. Then, the book is picked up with the sleeping foal still resting on it and the cameraman shouts “I wanna see a winged babbeh FLY!”
The foal is then tipped off the book and out of a 11th story apartment window into a parking lots bush below with only a faint chirp being heard as it quickly becomes out of hearing distance. The leaves of the bush rustle and a few twigs snap when the now barely visible tiny foal collides with it. The fall distance was too great to hear any sound come from the foal since it likely died on impact.
You decide that was enough for today. Never change, fluffsanity, you think to yourself as you close the site down and start getting ready to head to sleep.