What?
Cant a guy rise a whole army of micros just for the sake of it?
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I love it
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Dear god…
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I’m not sure how much I like the thought of all their tiny bodies squirming and wriggling around on me. But this is an interesting premise, you have my attention.
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That might qualify as an anti-depressant! Can you register 3,000 emotional support animals as a unit?
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That guy…
Must have the best time during winter
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MEGA HUGGIES. This dude’s got it figured out.
…is that the restaurant guy?
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No the restaurant guy has mustaches, plus he’s in jail
This guy beard is actually a magnet piercing
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Without being negative, thousands of little legs crawling over my body sounds like torture to me, and certainly not something pleasant.
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Woah hugbox from Chad…
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He’s the (micro-fluffy) Hive Master!
Regardless of how it goes it’s certainly going to be interesting.
I am looking forward to see how this story ends.
ok everyone, now let go eat people
OTAY DADDY
devour them my army!
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I love you mega hug
Now i have to chance the finale 
Sorry man.
probably better to classify it by weight not by number since you can just dump them all in on a weighing scale
is the man here the same one as the too soon mummah the one that got pissed off by the bestest smarty babbeh
Its like when you have a bunch of puppies ir rabbits as an antidepressant lol and ngl its very wholesome 
The food bill, the litter boxes!! What if one falls into your pocket, the deaths of so many under the crushing weight of all of them! Yes adorable awwws and huggies but come on, practicality this would be an absolute nightmare.