Puts on gloves, inserts funnel into fluffy mouth, uses mini wet vacuum, empties contents into funnel, attach breathing tube to nostrils, put plug into funnel, place fluffy in mobile, apply brakes to mobile, netflix and chill, get halfway through show then remember, little box to go under fluffy, see he’s made a mess, vac, dump, place litter box, back to netflix, wake up at 3 am to quiet huhuing, fall back to sleep.
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Sure thing, Carrot. I’ll clean you tomorrow. I’m going to bed now, good night!
lights out
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He does, and he’s gonna use you as a sponge, you ungrateful fuck.
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Just throw the whole fluffy out.
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… with fire!
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Carrot-hehe Otay daddeh-proceeds to watch you sleep from the door chuckling in excitement-heheheh daddeh gwona cwean al da poopies heheheheheheh
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I would leave the little shit to rot in it. Let it suffer slowly but hey you do you
He will he just gonna eat and smell it while he rots in the can
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Always clean and he has also directly food to.
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Haha, yeah that’s the way.
I think thecphrase is taunting or gaslighting
The little bastard gloats because he knows that if he gets dirty they’re going to have to clean him up.
You know, I dont NEED to do anything for you little fluff. Into the sorry box you go for rolling in your own filth.
Can’t pillows still crawl?
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I was about to say “only if you don’t let them rot in their own shit” but you where more concise
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