Looking at this: isnāt owning a pillow a little self abusive?
only if you try to care for it
The movement lines imply heās wiggling with poopy excitement.
Ugh, headache keeping me from putting to words what I think this is.
passive aggressions the closest I can think of but I dont think itās correct.
Effectively because it knows their owner has to help them with āx y zā they are deliberately making it difficult for them and getting a kick out of it.
ie - Oh you made it so I cant make good poopies. Enjoy cleaning up all these bad poopies/peepeeās.
Anyone got the proper phrasing? Itās gonna irk me if I cant think of it but dwelling on it is making my headache worse.
Poopie Vengeance maybe?
The big question is rather:
How did he manage to stand upright with no legs?
The only thing you get are punishments for shitting and peeing on the wrong place.
Good question.
Kick stand dick
New from Hasbio, the auto litter pal tube! Just connect the tube from the litter palās anus to its mouth. No more mess!
Based on all of those scars, why does he assume he is going to get cleaned instead of just left to slowly die in his own filth?
Spite, friend. Spite.
I like the way you think
hes given up, like when you know youre gonna get fired so you figure might as well be a cunt to everyone around me. not saying ive done this but like, you know
Easy solution drag his head into his shit then punt him into the trash after
He has gone past āwan dieā and has achieved āpoop madnessā.
pulls on the biohazard gloves
Carrot, you scream, you die.
Otay.
Dunks Carrot into the Pillow Washer 2300
Reeā¦oop!
Did you scream?
Nu, nu, nu. Tu wahm wawas. Foht am gun die, buh am okay. Smew pwetty nao. Tankju Daddeh.
No problem Carrot, I believe that you will enjoy the end of the bath.
Wahm munstah air macheen?? Yay!!
Itās daddehās own fault for pillowing Carrot.
Get cleaning, daddeh!
I think itās called āMalicious Complianceā.