Truly a heartbreaking reality in our world, where Cuddles plushies are abused, destroyed, and hidden from their bestest fwens every single day. With just your help, we can stop this ruthless cruelty.
I thought it was funny everyone hates Cuddles so much so I made this for the fuck of it.
OK, this is such a coincidence since I made a joke about one malnourished fluffy, having wings of an angel singing behind him
You, my friend know exactly how to tug at the heart strings while also making it pitiful and cuddly
donate a 1$ coin to a fluffy
either doesn’t know how to use it, or dies from eating it
"The fluffy lovers want to make you believe that Fluffies are adorable, lovely and cute creatures. Public services asking for donations to save Cuddle plushies, help local day cares and ‘more human mills’, attacking us everyday but the reality is different…
Closing Door sound effect
Fluffies were very know to being pests. Entering our beloved elder’ gardens and eating all the plants, vegetables, fruits, etc. Pooping everywhere and taking the destroyed garden as their new nest. Bringing disease to our communities. Every winter these horrible mutants provoke overflowing when their dead bodies stuck our cities sewers. And HASBIO are always un silence!.
Stop donating to suspecius organizations, and give $1 to your local Fluffy Hunter Committee. One Dollar is a Bullet to keep your town, your city, your country free of these… Demons…
AMERICAAAAA THE GREAAAAAT, FLUFFIES MOST BE DEAAAAAAAAAD.
=ANNOUNCEMENT SPONSORED BY DONALD TRUMP’S APPROVED ANTI FLUFFY PARTY="
This is so funny lol
A persuasive argument
Can I donate money to abuse the fluffy instead?
Stuffed animals deserve all the respect in the world; they offer everything they can but want nothing in return. They offer refuge, safety, company, and non-judgment. Basically the opposite of Fluffies.
