A conversation written in the style of Royal_Rabbit’s prompt.
Also I know there’s no Fluffies in this story, but I hope you can make this one exception.
Ding Dong
“…”
Ding Dong
“… Hello?”
“Go away. I’m not buying whatever you’re selling.”
“I’m sorry, but is this the home of Mr. Mayer Bamazalous?”
“…”
“Um… hello?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Oh, my name is Zeri Lucuques. You probably don’t kn-”
Creak
“What’d you want?”
“Ah! Hello, like I said my name is Zeri Lucuques, I’m from Entepott Fl-”
“Entepott… that name sounds familiar.”
“It’s one of the Fluffy shelters yo-”
“Oh Entepott! You’re the sick shitheads making Enfie foals!”
“Wow! Wha… uh… Yes, YOU thought we were making Enfie foals, bu-”
“YOU HAD TWO FUCKING FOALS BEING RAPED IN ONE OF YOUR ROOMS!!”
“Wha-”
“Yeah! You thought I forgot about that, huh? I remember what you psychopaths did to those poor Fluff-”
“I’m sorry, but do you even know what a Shit Rat is?”
“EXCUSE ME DID YOU JUST SAY SHIT RAT!?”
“Wha-”
“HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH A DEROGATORY TERM IN MY HOUSE YOU RACIST FUCK!”
“Wha-”
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH!?”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU FAT FUCK?”
“NOW LISTEN HERE Y-”
“NO! YOU FUCKING LISTEN DIC-”
SLAM
“… wha… YOU DID NOT JUST CLOSE THE DOOR ON ME DICKHEAD!”
“…”
“EXCUSE ME!?”
“…”
Ding Dong
“I’M STILL TALKING TO YOU!”
Ding Dong
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“GO AWAY YOU NOISY BITCH!”
“WE’RE STILL TALKING JACKASS!”
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“GO THE FUCK AWAY OR I’M CALLING THE COPS!”
“WE’RE STILL TALKING DIPSHIT!”
“…”
“Asshole… FINE! YOU DON’T WANNA TALK? THAT’S FINE! THAT’S FUCKING FINE JACKASS, BUT I’M STILL GONNA TALK! ENTEPOTT FLUFFY SHELTER WAS A HUGBOX SHELTER! THE BEST FUCKING HUGBOX SHELTER I HAD EVER SEEN AND YOU RUINED IT BECAUSE YOU’RE A DELUSIONAL PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DESTROYED ONE OF THE BEST HUGBOX SHELTERS OUT THERE BECAUSE OF YOU’RE A STUPID ASSHOLE WHO THOUGHT THAT A SHIT RAT FUCKING TWO FOALS AUTOMATICALLY MEANT ABUSE!”
“…”
“I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AN ABUSER OR A HUGBOXER, BUT IF YOU REALLY ARE A HUGBOXER DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING FLUFFIES DIED BECAUSE OF YOU? BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID YOU ARE!? HUNDREDS DIPSHIT! HUNDREDS!”
Creak
“Sigh… Good. Let’s talk.”
“I see what’s going on.”
“Wh-”
“YOU’RE SHELTER IS COLLAPSING AND YOU’RE BLAMING ME FOR YOUR FAILURES!”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
“WELL TOO FUCKING BAD I’M NOT EVEN PART OF THE HAPPY HUGBOX FUND ANYMORE!”
“Yeah my friend got the email about that!”
“… THEN WHY FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE!?”
“Hey dipshit how about you stop screaming and let me explain?”
“FUCK YOU BITCH!”
“God you’re such an asshole. Yo-”
SLAM
“Fucking typical. You know what. I’m just gonna say it… ARIELLA ORISA! You probably don’t know her name, but she’s the one who owned Entepott, and I can say with one hundred percent certainty that she is a Hugboxer. One of the best Hugboxers I’ve ever met. And if you’re actually a Hugboxer, then SHE’S A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WHILE YOU SAT ON YOUR FUCKING ASS CALLING OTHERS ABUSERS AND TAKING AWAY THEIR FUNDING WITH YOUR SHITTY CALLS, SHE cough cough… Fuck… Sh- cough cough… She… She worked hard to the fucking end to make sure that the Fluffies get what they deserve.”
“Oh yeah? Where the fuck is she then?”
“She… She… Passed away, giving it her all to get good Fluffies good homes.”
“… She dead?”
“Yeah… She’s d-”
“Good! One less abuser in the world.”
“Wha… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SOCIOPATHIC STUPID FUCK DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! SHE FUCKING DIED AND YOU… YOU!”
BANG BANG BANG
“GET THE FUCK OUT HERE MAYER YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
BANG BANG BANG
“MAYER! YOU FLUFFY FUCKING SHITBAG GET THE FUCK OUT HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE!”
BANG BANG BANG
“LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY BITCH I HAVE A FUCKING GUN.”
BANG BANG BANG
“FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GE- WHAT!”
“Miss Lucuques, I have to insist that you calm down.”
“What?! He’s bluffing! He’s got no gun.”
“I’M NOT BLUFFING YOU FUCKING BITCH!”
“SIR! If you come out with a weapon I will be forced to prioritize the safety of Miss Lucuques!”
“FUCK YOU!”
“Miss Lucuques, I understand that you’re upset, but we cannot deny the possibility that he may be armed.”
“I’M GETTING MY FUCKING GUN!”
“FUCK YOU MAYER!”
“Miss Lucuques… Miss Lucuques! Please step away from the window!”
“I just want to see, chill… God! Look how many fucking Fluffies he h- HEY!”
“I’m sorry Miss Lucuques, but we are leaving.”
“I’m not… UGH! Fine! Fine! WE’RE LEAVING MAYER, YOU FAT UGLY FLUFFY FUCKING SHITBAG! BUT THIS AIN’T OVER! NOT BY A LONG FUCKING SHOT!”
“GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY YOU STUPID BITCH!”
“FUCK YOU!”
