Whenever public opinion seems to be turning against the noble shitrat, the Fluffy Farmer’s Union is quick to remind the public of just what Fluffies do for them.
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This is going straight into my headcanon.
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We are farmers~
~Several different cuts to fluffies being hit, crushed, impacting stuff etc for the bums~
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“For the last time Jeb,! We’re not putting in ‘discreet lovers’!”
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They’re only discrete if you remove their ability to talk.
And even then~ it depends on if they’re into it since they might attempt to mutely seduce you in peoples company.
Best to full on pillow.
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“Body armor”
You what?
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in my universe, guns don’t work particularly well on fluffies, which is why people use flamethrowers, buzzsaws, and other fun things instead of just shooting them.
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Sounds like they’d be good for shooting practice then.
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Fuel
2 men shoveling fluffies into the boiler of a steam ship
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Depends on the size and breed, really. Micros still die from the blunt force trauma, Jotans/Macros can soak up a clip and crawl away.
@FluffyOD has a piece that is exactly this, but as living refineries you can do all kinds of experiments in regard to “what goes in/what comes out”
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I was actually thinking more like the scene on the Simpsons where that happened with dogs.
“Lumley, shovel on more dogs!”
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CONCRETE?!?
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“Why is this sidewalk making ‘huu huu’ noises?”
“Not to worry, it’s just settling.”
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Fluffy bones, skin, organs, and some of the brain are silicon based
Though weasel’s idea is funnier.
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drops icecream on pavement
“HOOWAY!!”
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Or you live in the boonies. In a mobile home. A veritable LUB SHAK.
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Deliverance intensifies
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Stress relief !
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