Put the lid on and staple it down, send that fucker back!
âSir, this is the forth Fluffy youâve returned to us this month. As we keep explaining to you, itâs an animal, animals poop. You leave it in a box for several hours, and it will poop in the box. Now if your kid wantsâŚâ
âMy best baby gets whatever they want, they are perfect and smart and brave and deserve everything perfect just like they are.â
ââŚHave you checked out our âSmarty Selectionâ sir?â
I like how smart this fluffy is. It literally knows more than the humanâs in this scenario and is explaining that animals need to poop. He didnât even pull the âonwy widdle babyâ line.
Oh I do love the sound of this plot
Poopies donât deserve love. Solly, cholly
Typical dumb parents who never listen to explanation nor common sense 
Should have gave that dumbass a written contract about getting fluffy as gift and things he/she understands and no refund.
Straight into the trash.
Why is there a poop-eating tag but no poop-eating
I was promised poop-eating, CD
Ill draw you up something special, just for your poop eating dreamsâŚ
Iâm stoked
Watch there be a restocking fee and he does it on purpose.
Iâm so glad I have context to this statement. It doesnât make it better ⌠but it could be way worse.
The sentiment is really nice, not gonna lie.
This is what makes me want more human abuse.
No offense, dude, but thatâs kind of pathetic.
Well, I canât beat the shit out of people who treat innocent animals like this in real life, can I?
Youâre welcome to do that to real people who hurt real animals. It may be against the law, technically speaking, but I wouldnât morally condemn you for it. Fuck those people.
But these are fictional biotoys that donât exist, so I donât understand why you want to see people get hurt because of their fictional non-existent suffering. These arenât real life animals and theyâre not representations of them. Getting angry about fluffies being hurt is honestly really cringe and silly.
Well the shitrat had one job, not to shit in the box. That job was successfully failed.
By that standard, fluffies arenât real so having ANY reaction to them is cringe. Being reminded of real idiots who do real harm is a normal reaction to fictional depictions of idiocy.
Weâre here to look at either cute hugbox of innocent adorable fluffies, or unjust abuse of innocent adorable fluffiesâNot just and righteous vengeance upon humans who serve as awkward stand-ins for real-life other humans who abuse real-life animals. Fluffy content is supposed to be about the fluffies, not the humans.