This piece is inspired by Introducing: THE SPECIAL DIAPER! (by:eded_ted)
A smarty got into the yard while you were away at work
You were planning on taking it to the shelter
But then he decided to give sorry poopies to Galatea
Now
Now it’s personal
You call up fluffmart and have them deliver something to your house
A diaper
Not just any diaper
A special diaper
The smarty
A bubblegum pink stallion with a sparkling golden mane
Was in for a rude awakening
You place the special diaper on him
And wait for the magic to start
“Ok here what’s happened
I put a curse on you,
every time you poop now the curse is going to kick in “
“The only way to break the curse is to apologize for giving sorry poopies”
“Smawty nu say sowwy tu dummy munsta mawe!”
You grin
“Ok have it your way”
It doesn’t take long
Record time in fact
For the smarty to trigger the
“curse”
“Smawty poopy on dummy munsta mawe!”
A fantastic flow of fecal fluid jettisons from the smarties rear end
(SHLOINGA)
“WAAAH…!”
You come around the corner wiggling your fingers
“Cuuuursed!”
The smarty it seems
Was a slow learner
It would take about 30 minutes for the smarty to collect itself
Before testing his luck again
Each time yielded the same result
You would come around the corner and wiggle your fingers yelling
“Cuuuursed!”
This game of fecal boomerang took about 5 hours before the smarty came to you
“Nice mista pwease bweak cuwse
Smawty need go poopie bad!”
You look down at the smarty and shake your head
“I told you that the only way to break the curse was to apologize to my fluffy for giving her sorry poopies”
“Bu… buh smawty nu wan say sowy tu munsta mawe!”
You sigh
“Then I guess you’ll stay cursed
Now won’t you?”
The smarty began to cry
“Smawty say nu sowy !SMAWTY NU SAY SOWY!
“I’ll let you think on that until morning”
You head to bed
Maybe by morning he’ll have changed his tune
An Unlikely outcome but who knows?