A Star is Born Comic 8/16 (Fluffus)

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Please tell me the Old Lady comes out with a Shotgun to fill those two with Buckshots in both the Head and the pelvis. Usually country folks would have rifles and shotguns to keep away from trespassers.

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Bob and Jess were in high school about 10 years ago. I guess 30 is the new 80.

Also they just moved back here to breed fluffies, after living in the city and working in tech.

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Daaaamn this one took a dark turn! I fucking love it!

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I really hope mr. Bob makes it! :frowning:

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Bob should have a shotgun at home

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Wait they are 30!? I probably would have pinned them down as late 40 or early 50s…

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Interesting. How come?

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Probably due to the Early Male Pattern Baldness and etc.

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Thank you!

For reference Bob and Frank went to high school together, and Frank has a luscious head of hair ^^

What’s in the etc. beyond the balding head on Bob?

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These are some dumb thieves, that unicorn was the 2nd most valuable foal there.

Then again nobel candidates don’t go around stealing livestock IRL either.

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Ha ha. It’s one of my favorite aspects of petty crime: the amount of value they’re willing to destroy or overlook to get like a car stereo or a necklace.

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Yeah that’s also get fucked.

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This is why we use a gun for home defense, folks.

Also lol, “stwangew dangew”

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Yeeah, but then the attacking gang’s overwatch team and CAS would have cratered the place.

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typical abusetards

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Get a room you two.