“Huuhuu, habe wowstest hoof-huwties, need huggies and wub!”
A fluffy owner pointed at her pet fluffy, who was crying quietly while suckling his hoof.
“He cut his hoof on some broken pavement, can you do anything for him?”
Doctor Ricardo Guerra nodded, smiling.
“Absolutely, I’ve got just the thing. He just needs a shot to deal with the pain.”
He reached under the table, pulled out a shotgun, and shot the fluffy in the head.
Dr. Guerra handed a bill to the fluffy owner.
“There we go! ‘One shot one cure’ that’s my motto!”
The fluffy owner smiled.
“Thank you, he seems so much happier now!”
She picked up the fluffy’s headless corpse and walked out with it.
The next client came in, carrying a fluffy with a broken tooth.
Dr. Guerra reloaded his shotgun and prepared to continue healing fluffies.
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I don’t think that guy is a actually doctor
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Wasting a shotgun shell on one fluffy at a time?!?!!?!!?
Hey doc
my stallion here Kurt is depressed and idk how to rise his morale
Can you fix him?
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Reminds me of a Goblin Surgeon i played once in d&d.
“Doctor, My head hurts!”
“That’s gonna have to come off!”
That said using guns on fluffies usually seems pretty boring, but this works.
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Maybe, but I like his gumption.
Plus until he starts aiming that thing at people or actual animals I’m pretty sure he’s in the clear, so I say we let things run their course and see how long the practice lasts.
Dr. Ricardo Guerra is 100% a real doctor, he has a degree and license and everything.
He’s also incredibly evil.
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This is still medical malpractice
Varmint rifle would probably be just as effective and MUCH more economical.
How so? The fluffy was in pain and Ricky removed the pain, curing it.