A unicorn outside your window (carniviousduck)

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Ah, so this is how I die. Opening the balcony door so that I can pet that fat chonk of a fluffy.

He just… He just looks so round. So soft. I have to.

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Oh, you think you tought guy, eh shitrat? Punt Skreeee!

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groans “where do you guys come from?”

grabs a baseball bat

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doom-you-got-the-shot-gun

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perfectly valid; chonkers just gives reeeeeeeal toothy huggies

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closes drapes

If I say no-one’s in here, he’s dumb enough he’ll go away.

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Let him in already.

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The job market must be in some terrible state if THIS is my assigned sleep paralysis demon.

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~Hewwo, nice mistah…~ (insert Psycho music here)

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Kill it like the rest.

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Is that another fluffy pony’s blood or is it sinking it’s teeth into its own flesh?

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The AK-47 that was concealed under my bed:
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Hell yeah I love Salem’s Lot
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Aw, cute. Ok,one cookie then you have to leave.

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Man… i aint scare of no goddamn fluffy…

But i am scared of this particular fluffy

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