A use for bestist babies part 1 by (that1hugboxer)

You are Lorna

And today you are taking your baby, your prized possession out to the field for some target practice

Your Winchester model 1887 chambered in 70-150 WCF

The Seventy-one fifty is a pretty pricey round of ammunition

So you only shoot it once or twice a year

It was left to you by gramps shortly before his passing

It kicks like a damn mule

But you love your Winchester 1887 more than any other gun you own

You head over to your usual spot
At the far end of the property

A 10 foot x 10 foot mound of densely packed dirt
With metal targets arranged at various distances from 15 to 70 yards

And a wooden shooting bench set 15 yards from the nearest target

As you set your station up

You notice something near the 30 yard target

It looks like a nest but you can’t really tell for certain

“Sigh”

You go up to investigate

Your suspicions Were correct it is in fact a nest

Inside the nest is a mare nursing a morbidly obese foal while four emaciated foals beg for milk

You get on the hand radio and call for Zoey to bring milk and some dropper feeders

You postpone your target practice for another day. Zoey tends to the starving foals while you decide what to do with the mare and morbidly obese foal

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Trick the mare into shooting bestest

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Tie the bestesh to a piece of string and use it to beat up mum.

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70-150 WCF is over $3 a bullet . It’s a 70 caliber round the foal would die instantly vanishing into a cloud of red mist before his brain could even process the impact

Don’t worry though what I have planned while unconventional is something I think hugboxers and abusers alike will enjoy

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If bestest is a little shit then put them in a reverse washing machine. Basically a washer that gets things disgustingly filthy.

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70 caliber is huge. You might be able to handload with some of those foals.

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