The hammer and stuff I get, but how’s the foal supposed to use the knife and scissors when they’re as big as it is? 
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Dummeh buggeh am gib ou sowwy spway nao
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Fueling a bidding war between the hardcore abusers and the hardcore hugboxers is shitty but financially sound lol
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lmao good point
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Where can I get one?
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The rules of Capitalism says “fuck em both” or was it “fuck em from both ends” I don’t know just make that money
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At your local AbuseCo store or affiliate :3
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Ethan wanted the best PC to learn how to win the local CTF competition. His father told him he could earn the money by owning his own business. He gave him the starter fee money. That was months ago, and Ethan won his first CTF game, and now has a monthly profit of 1,500 for the two AbuseCo vending machines he owns. Surprisingly enough, he’s saved enough for two more machines, and has moved his business online as well.
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Ack! Nu spway, nu spway!
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Can I buy these in bulk?
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Give the product development team who came up with this idea a raise!
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Excuse me what
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Me getting ready to make big order of stress foals!
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Hello yes I’d like one, how much for one hands you credit card
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Oh, most certainly! We even offer bulk discounts if you don’t mind some of the close to “expiration” units
Oh, they got a raise and an increase in their project budgets
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First time customers get their first one free! Join our rewards club and get a bonus unit with every ten bought on your stamp card!
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Another clever gimmick to sell fluffies with. I just know those dinky tools are as cheap and frail as the fluffy itself. 
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