Later that day
“What you mean I cant work in a morgue anymore?”
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He should get into the Fluffy EMT, would probably get paid more.
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No he fuck it up, he is programmed to screw up any job if a fluffy is involved
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“What did I do wrong, I saved a Fluffy’s life.”
“We’re a goddamn morgue, we only get paid for dead Fluffies. That one ‘saved’ Fluffy would’ve paid for Chuck’s retirement.”
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“Sex: Yes” lmao
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fully misread this at first as the fluffy coming back to life because he got rejected from heaven
lol sex: yes
Man should have his lil fried dicky still standing lil toothpick would be hilarious 
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Can do a quick fix if u want 
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you know what, throw that living fluffy into the cemetery and it still counted
Wonky is now immortal.
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Done
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OMG looks like a burned matchstick, great work!
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bwa-…ah..HOW?!
