Alex’s Hearty Daycare! (Myrayray)

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Welcome to Alex’s Hearty Daycare!

We take care of your fluffies for the busy mummah’s and daddeh’s on the go! Regardless of color, species, or personality, we take them all!

Here at Hearty Daycare, we ensure that all foals are loved and cared for while the owners continue with their day, this also includes older fluffies!

With separate pens, we pride ourselves in making sure every fluffy is welcomed, washed, fed, and played with, even the most…attitude driven…

Lucky for the owners, we have a list of services and procedures to choose from!

Worried that your foal might become a smarty and you can’t see the signs? Not to worry! Martha is a certified mare who can sniff and point out any early signs of that dreaded smarty syndrome!

Martha can also nurse, ween, and scold fluffies of all ages, she’s basically her own employee!

We also provide punishments to fluffies as per the owners request. This can include amputation, smacking, refusal of food intake, bullying, ect., and any other specialized request that is not on our list!

We even have some secret services if a fluffy is much too out of hand

This can include lobotomy, nuggetification, rehoming, euthanasia, and much more, just tell us the secret word and we will fix them right up for you!

Just call 1-800-FLUFF-CARE, and we will make your little one feel at home, away from home!

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Martha’s never ending warmarch against the smarty menace continues. May her crusade be fruitful and her obnoxious foes quake at her coming.

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I would hope the moment fluffies step into the daycare they would recognize that Martha does not play around, she will always greet every fluffy and fluffy owner when they walk in :joy:

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This is a wonderful advertisement! Makes me wanna adopt a foal just to use the services! :sparkling_heart:

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“I’d like a full nuggetification please, the full works, hold the onions”

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Thank you! Every foal and fluffy that is brought in provides funds for more unique services, who knows, maybe they’ll even have fundraiser events so the community can suggest ideas!

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Now i wanna see a fluffy lobotomy.

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Ah, carrot and stick, in one location!

Also Alex and Martha are precious. 10/10 would protect and advertise the business.

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Now I have a sneaking suspicion nuggeted fluffies have onions in their emptied eye sockets, like Egyptian mummies.

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The foal on the logo looks stunned, like he’s learned too late what he’s in for.

The great thing about fluffy employees is that you can pay them in hugs.

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Methinks that Martha’s vendetta against smarties is personal, like growing up she had a smarty brother who often abused and mistreated her. At least until one day when he "addcidentawy"got crushed by a knocked over chair.

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Oh it looks like somebody told Alex of the much more… permanent and psychological treatment for dealing with SS and BMS.

Well hopefully she sets up cameras for when they are dealing with these fluffies. I’ll pay money to see my fluffy get bullied, starved and lobotomized. And it’s all being done by a professional too.

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I’m still going over her backstory but it most definitely has to deal with a smarty :joy:

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definitely an idea! could be extra money if mentioned at their fundraiser, I’m sure “worried” owners would love to see how their fluffies are being treated :smiling_imp:

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My little foal was acting up and giving sowwy poppies, hoof huwties to me. But after sending him to Alex Heartys Daycare, he’s been on his best behavior ever since.

But now it appears he’s starting to get comfortable and reverting from his lessons, it appears I’m going to have to phone Miss Alex and ask for a more permanent solution….

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I just realized that brainwashing is an option at this daycare. That’s perfect because I have this gold mine of a mare but she keeps trying to kill or alicorn and beautiful “poopie” colored foals.

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Anything to increase business

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