“Once, alicorns were the stuff of legends, rare, prized fluffies that would be saved from mummahs that feared them. Smarter, better, more loyal - all bullshit. Enfiepoopiegeddeon proved that a shitrat is a shitrat as alicorns enfied and poopied like all the other goddamn shitrats and now there’s a bumper crop of the fuckers.”
“Ok, so it was rare for the fuckers to enf and poopie at the same time. Alicorns are, after all, the bestest! Thats what Allie the Alicorn says, and she promises any alicorn meat with her mark is authentic!”
“EAT ALICOOOORNNSSSS…LIKE A RAINBOW OF GOODNESSSS”
An old woman hacked as she watched the tv from her wheelchair, putting out a cigarette. “Fuckin fluffies, am I right?”
“Well I still say they’re cute, Marlene!”
“You’re lucky I’m lonely enough to need a roomate, you know.”