(I’d like to give special thanks to Iceberg Slim for publishing directions for the proper way to make a weapon out of a coat hanger and to Aqua Teen Hunger Force for giving me the idea of the character innocently playing rocketships with garbage)
EDIT:
And also Bad_Roomie. I think the silent antagonist from The Twists and Turns of Life was in my head a little bit while I was writing this)