Just, don’t know
And don’t ask why I started to make this things
Don’t ask such personal questions!
As if I needed another excuse to stomp on … well either fluffies or alvin.
Al-VIIIIINNN!!!
Just in time for Christmas.
(I imagine most fluffies have a chipmunk-esue voice to begin with.)
alvin and the shitrats
Chipmunk voices induce ear bleeding
Singing fluffies induce ear bleeding
…my god man, what hath you wrought upon us
if I thought my voice could go that high I’d totally record a shitpost fluffspeak version of their Christmas song
Nice crossover
So cute
New Year’s, New Year’s time is here, time for joy and time for beer!
Watch the crys-tal ball de-scend, now the old year’s at an end!
See the peo-ple cheer and shout,
Theodore: but not you, cos you’ve just passed out!
Christ-mas time was se-cond rate, so New Year’s, don’t be late!
O-ver there’s your cou-sin Fred, with a lamp-shade on his head…
In the bed-room you will find your wife and best friend bump-and-grind!
See the drunk-ards loop the loop,
T: reel-ing like a hu-la hoop!
Christ-mas time was se-cond rate, so New Year’s, don’t be late!
Ear-ly Jan-u-a-ry morn, you’ll wish you had nev-er been born…
Don’t you feel just like a clod, pray-ing to the porce-lain God!
Your mouth feels like you ate a sock,
T: Your head feels like a cin-der block!
New Year’s time was se-cond rate, so Eas-ter don’t be late!
New Year’s time was se-cond rate, so Eas-ter don’t be laaaaaaaate!
Now I’m curious to see what their album sounds like at 78 speed.
Patton Oswalt played it half-speed, so the chipmunks sounded like normal voices and Dave Seville sounded like a voice from Hell.
Awvin, Shimon, Fee-odoah
du, du, dududu du
Alvin and the micro fluffs.
The thought of three chipmunk-style voices failing to harmonize makes me even angry and more uncomfortable than the plain old chipmunks songs. This is awful. I love it.
. . .I sense the not safe for work where dave does terrible things.
It’s a cute idea! I like it!
Like in the~ there’s a reason he cant adopt children and has to settle for fluffies.
“We awe da boys of wock an’ woww!”
This would be cruel and unusual torture. I like Alvin and the chipmunks, but Alvin and the fluffy ponies?! Absolute pain! Their incessant fluffy “cutesy baby” talk is already annoying.
D: “Theodore, did you just…”
S: “It’s a waisin, Daddeh.”
D: “Raisins aren’t fucking liquid, dipshit.”