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I said it once, I’ll say it again - I hope he gets a splinter on his dick
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Eh, I can sympathise, you can find a “substitute” for a lonely night but there’s nothing like the real thing
I’m sure you can bribe a mare with sketti if she plays the part, or put a blindfold on her until it’s all over. Not like the wee dudes asking for a mate, he just wants to get his dick wet
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the splinters help kill the urges.
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The back end is a pencil sharpener.
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Fill it with skettis, let him finish, and make him eat it.
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Dude why pay for that you could pick up a feral for free
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The feral still isn’t likely the fuck him, and he seems the type to want a willing partner so no point getting him an enfie-pal either since that’ll just bum him out even more.
“The only way daddy could find you a fuck-buddy was to cut their legs off. Have fun.”
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an enfie doll and a pair of tiny scissors cost about the same amount of money, that ungrateful little fluff should really do his best to understand that
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Just drug the fluffy before letting him sex them. Or, dare I say, get him a fluffy realdoll?
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Or an Enfie pal mare, like those modified sterilw ones that are in a box or those with no front legs or something?
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Dude’s pissed that he spent money on a piece of wood, you think he’s gonna shell out the cash for a ‘Real-Mare 5000’?
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True. Looks like frugging fluffy is back on the menu. Just share a little of your own with them. I don’t think it’d take much to make a drug addict fluffy.
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I kind of feel for the little guy. I’d think another, female, ‘poopie’ fluffy would be out there. I don’t think the owner would want a litter of them, but still.
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Fuck him, but not literally because thats what he wants
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Switch the enfie toy into a pencil sharpener if it tries to complain again.
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Cut off his dick and leave the balls so he wants but can give enffies anymore, hopefully he gets a metal breakdown due to his pent-up sexual frustration
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Geez, he didn’t think to use a pillow? Gotta be easier on the dick than a block of wood and he probably already has one.
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Then he wouldn’t be able to piss anymore either.
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A Catheter
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