Cut off his dick and leave the balls so he wants but can give enffies anymore, hopefully he gets a metal breakdown due to his pent-up sexual frustration
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Geez, he didn’t think to use a pillow? Gotta be easier on the dick than a block of wood and he probably already has one.
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Then he wouldn’t be able to piss anymore either.
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A Catheter
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It’s possible to come via testicular stimulation. He’d just start rubbing his nuts on the floor.
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But can he get it in?
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This is how ugly basteards are born
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Although maybe there should be a new trend from “hasbio” that can help the less flavored colores , …you know like a hair/fluff dye XD
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If you “nu wike” then why are you fucking it?
Checkmate, fluffy.
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Oye, SpIinters is a perfectIy fine speciaI friend…
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This might happen.
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HAHA LOOK AT HIM BITCHLESS LITTLE PEE PEE BOI 
hope you bang your ding you little dingle dang dong.
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Brown fluff?
Blue mane?
Football my boy, is that you?
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well judging by the way he talks he wouldnt enjoy a pilowed mare or an enfie pal,so maybe use some stallion hormones to make him nice to the ladys and a blindfold?
the problem here is the owner,i mean cmon even a fleshlight gotta be cheaper than that wood horse
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I hope not. Football deserves a special friend.
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Awesome unintentional abuse! I bet the hole is just drilled into the wood. 
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h-how did you know 
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Because it’s exactly how I would make such a fluffy toy. 
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looking back at this …his face is the fluffy equivalent of " no bitches"