This was inspired by @BFM101 's story Slip It In There.
Charles Cockbiter stared in horror at the sight before him.
The light blue pegasus fluffy with a yellow mane he’d bought as a foal was sexually active!
And it was raping his wife’s slippers!
Charles sputtered in outrage.
“How dare you masturbate into my wife’s slippers! That right is reserved for me as her husband!”
The fluffy made a farting sound with his mouth.
“Nu care! Bestest babbeh wan habe gud feews su habe gud feews! Am soon-smawty tuu, dat means can habe anyting dat wan! Dummeh daddeh gu away and wet finish!”
Charles stood there a moment, and then had a brilliant idea. He grabbed a nearby box of condoms from where he stored them (in a hollowed-out copy of Moby Dick) and then seized the horrid shitrat. The fluffy kicked and screamed as he tried to struggle free.
“Wet gu ob bestest babbeh! Am su cwose, onwy need a widdwe mowe! Nunu stick am su hawd, if yu nu wet gu ob bestest babbeh den bestest babbeh gibe yu sowwy-sticking!”
Charles pulled out a condom and opened it.
…
Marlin Cockbiter was relaxing in her easy chair when her husband Charles entered the room. He was looking incredibly self-satisfied, like the time he had perfectly roasted a marshmallow.
“What are you so smug about, dear?” Marlin asked him.
“I found our fluffy raping your slippers.”
Marlin gasped in horror.
“Egads! Gadzooks! He really usurped your right to masturbate into my slippers that only you as my husband possess?! By the giant tits of monstergirls and witches, how can this be?!”
Charles smirked.
“Fear not woman who is my wife, I have solved the problem! With a condom!”
“How?!”
Charles pointed.
In the corner of the room the light blue pegasus fluffy with a yellow mane was suffocating. Charles had pulled the condom over his head and the shitrat couldn’t breathe.
Not that lacking oxygen meant he couldn’t speak.
“HEWP! Nu can make bweathies! Wait huwt gud fwuffy, am onwy widdwe babbeh, dis am oppwession, Bestest Babbeh am being cen-sowed! Nu am owned! Bleh.”
Then he suffocated to death and died of dying.
The moral of this story is don’t masturbate into a married woman’s slippers, only her husband is allowed to do that. For single women you need to ask their permission first.
…
Hasbio Director Richard House looked at Fluff-TV CEO Patrick Davidson.
“You know, I think we should stop taking scripts from Stephen Moffat.”
Patrick nodded.
“I agree.”
Author’s note: The light blue pegasus with the yellow mane is an OC belonging to @FallenAngel007
Hasbio Director Richard House and Fluff-TV CEO Patrick Davidson are OCs belonging to @BFM101
and then…
the “underwear humpin” category.