“Bu daddeh, Jo-ee wan be in da Mawines. Need git yoose tu da nummies if wan be bestesh shooty Fwuffy.”
Uuwah!
Dis is fluffy’s wifle, dis is fluffy’s gun.
Dis is fo’ fightin’, dis is fo’ fun.
Singing hidee, hidee, Chwist Almighty,
Who da hell aww we?
Lotsa bad wordies!
Mawine Caww Infantwy!
Fwuffy nu no wat fwuffy been towd,
Fwuffy nu no wat fwuffy been towd
sea-fwuffy pooshy is mighty cowd,
sea-fwuffy pooshy is mighty cowd.
“Buh cwans am bestesh pwetty-nummiesh fo’ makesh pwetty-esht poopiesh!”
Taste the rainbow!
Cane here to make a Marine joke and literally everyone beat me to it 
I take it his name is Jarhead.
the only thing yer gonna be is target practice if you keep eating the crayons!
Crayons are pretty high in calories tbh. Makes sense
Shove more down its throat and up its ass if it loves them so much.
That’s Navy fluffy, not Marine fluffy.
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
HasBio Fluffy crayons are separately sold-
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