an exploration in alternative fluffy styling [by fwaffynuteww]

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Oh god no!!! Pours bleach into eyes!!

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Fear factor is pretty intense with this one

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What a beauty. Girls envy those naturally long eyelashes. And who can resist that smile?

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My. Eyes.

I love it.

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This looks abhorrent, no offense.

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I think that was his goal. He definitely succeeded if so.

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Now just imagine it speaking.
You’re walking along and ahead you see this blue thing in your path.
It turns around, staring at you, and in a deep sonorous voice asks, “BE NYU DADDEH?”

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i can see the pain lying behind its eyes. this creature is suffering

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Well, you just can’t say “no” to that.

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i think i would, honest to god, shit myself

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It’s got nicer teeth than me and I take that personally…It’s smile will haunt my thoughts for the rest of the day.

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The eyes I can look past, but that smile; unforgettable and unforgivable.

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Lovely colors, and experimentation is admirable. Now kill it. Fast and hard.

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… no.

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1.Run
2.Kick it as far as possible and then run

I would not stay to hurt that thing I would want it as far away from as possible. Seriously the only way you could get me to spend enough time near this horror to kill it is if I had a flamethrower as any gore running down that face would scare me shitless.

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For some unknown reasons I feel inclined to shop for some antique dentist instruments after seeing this.

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why do the skin and lips look so human

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I’ve never hit anything alive before but I think I’d punt it with all my might while screaming.

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