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Does she actually mean the carpet inside, or is she talking about the door mat?
It also took quite a bit for me to write the above isntead of commenting on all the friggen burs in her fluff. I hate those things.
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Thatâs a really good play by the fluffy. Asking for the welcome mat seems really pitiful. That pity will probably give her a better chance at being let in the house than if she directly asked.
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That could actually work if the trap was large enough and weight triggered. Set the weight to be for multiple fluffies.
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I mean, it did ask nicely.
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so many possibilities for maiming and mutilation are presented here. the list is all but endless
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Sounds like a good path to more justification for abusing fluffies 
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âbecause fuck you thatâs whyâ is not enough?
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Right? Makes you just want to roll her babbeh up tightly in the softie cawpet and beat her with it until her weggies stop moving
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Eh, I like variety
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Tell the feral mare that close its eyes and turn around,later take the foals with you and finally kick the mare so hard that think she flies.
After that the foals need a bath to see if the colors are worth It to sell or to breed
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Yeah, but the problem is that, unlike with cats, it doesnât keep other ferals out of the area.
Cats are more solitary and independent, right? They only put up with us because we havenât invented a can opener that can be operated with a paw.
So theyâre also more territorial. One feral cat can keep a lot of other feral cats out of the neighborhood.
But with fluffies, it works differently. Theyâre social creatures. They crave companionship, itâs what theyâre made for. They like gathering in large numbers. Theyâre drawn together, one way or another. Even if you remove their high fertility rate from the equation by neutering the lot, it doesnât keep other feral fluffies from moving in.
Odds are, theyâll be recruited into the herd. And then it just takes a few new recruits of opposite sexes not being noticed by the humans until⌠well, until 
happens.
So it doesnât really solve the problem.
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Proof of the superior Smarty-friend who gathers underlings and only looks to the human for necessity.
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Truth is, the smarty needs the humans more than the humans need the smarty.
Also, since you posted Lovecraft and his cat, you should look up what his cat was called.
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Fluffies do certainly come from a place of severe disadvantage. Still, manure is always useful whether for crops or improvised explosives.
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Yeah, theyâre a hopeless lot. Just like us, really. They need someone to look out for them.
Did you look up the catâs name, by the way? Or did you already know it?
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Okay but what djd he name his cat
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A slur.
Not surprising from the guy who took his Jewish wife to an anti-Jewish rally, when she informed the audience of it in the middle of his speech he stated âObviously youâre not the kind Iâm talking aboutâ, then spent the rest of his life pissed off that they wouldnât invite him back.
Dude was immune to introspection or understanding contradictions.
Which makes sense given he called non-Euclidean geometry the stuff of nightmares.
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Immune as far as his racism was concerned, certainly. To complicate things further, his anti-semitism was more xenophobic than racial ( including some rather ornate theories involving the Khazars ): he found the Nazi segregation of Jews ( unlike his own nations segregation of African - Americans ) to be absurd.
But in other ways, he developed & considered his views all through his life, including what eventually became drastic changes in his politics.
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