An unwanted fluffy (carniviousduck)

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Good lord, look at the size of that present box compared to the fluffy. Just be happy you’re alive after a stay in that thing, fluffy!

But also, yes, that IS a pretty fluffy. Brown spots are perfect for a cowfluff!

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Stuffed into a tiny box, didn’t freak
Didn’t shit in said box

That’s a keeper right there.

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“Pretty Fluffy” often equals “Smarty/Brat” fluffy. The fact that there is no shit is a sign that it has a good degree of bowel control.

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Those cute little horns!

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he looks like a chocolate milk cow, looking at this fluffy makes me want some chocolate milk .

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Not sure if this human is a moron, a brat, or both. In any case, the fluffy deserves all the hugs.

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Nah, the human deserves a steak and we all know where to find a cow.

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Eat the little fuck nugget.

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Cow fluffy!! I’ll take them home you ungrateful whelp

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Ironic for a cow fluffy

Screw you child! Give me the cow fluff, it will be a great addition to my collection.

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Shit kid I’ll take em ya ungrateful turd

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Who wouldn’t want an adorable little bean like you?

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Cow fluffy my beloved :heart: :cow2:

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I love when the abuse is predicated on their simple nature. Having a toy taken away or being called ugly is the worst thing for them. Hilarious.

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…those brown spots ain’t coloration…

(actually i love the cow fluffy)

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I love them!!

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