Angry Professor W 02 (by:xin_xinxin)

Professor W looked out the window at Fluffy in the garden and was very angry. He had a good idea and asked Fluffy if they wanted to eat some delicious food. Fluffy happily accepted, and Professor W showed a healthy smile


Professor W invited Fluffy to eat Italian style cookies containing sleeping pills. Except for the two adult fluffy cubs, both of whom were asleep, Professor W asked the little fluffy if she wanted to eat eggs. Little fluffy really wanted to eat them, and Professor W asked if she wanted to eat bigger eggs. Little fluffy wanted to eat bigger eggs

But Little Fluffy was too small to swallow the big egg. Professor W helped Little Fluffy swallow it, and it was obvious that Little Fluffy choked to death. Its family was installed on a desperate MSG collection device, which could watch in despair

When fluffy is in despair, their brains secrete a substance that is 100 times more delicious than regular MSG. When food is added with this desperate MSG, it becomes even more delicious

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It’s true, the more pain and despair a fluffy feels the better they taste!

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Is that basically a fluffy scotch egg? :joy:

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You know what I’m sorry but I don’t wanna read all this right now but this right here is gold

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Nowhere else on the internet do you consistently get shit like this, bravo.

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yes

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another peak coming from you

hmmm need some seasoning yummy