Professor W living in Ashtosca was annoyed by the overflowing fluffy ponies in the garden
The local fluffy handling department is bloated and corrupt
Professor W has decided to handle it in his own way
Professor W kidnapped the greedy little fluffy from the garden and made it eat continuously. He covered his eyes with a black cloth and lit an aromatherapy candle to stimulate his appetite. In just seven days, this little fluffy skyrocketed from 20 grams to 200 grams
When it was time, Professor W untied Little Fluffy’s eye mask and placed a large glass of fragrant brandy in front of him. Drunk Little Fluffy was soaked in brandy, and while he was still drunk, he plucked his hair and sent it to the oven for baking (don’t forget to use an enema to clean his intestines)
Professor W impressed the Duke with this fluffy delicacy, making him the new head of the fluffy processing department
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I love it. But is it really sinful to eat fluffy? Perhaps the napkin is not necessary.
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Well… I don´t think so. They weren´t created by God and all their “emotions” are programmed i they fill sad is just a reaction of their system but they don´t understand what sadness is.
In that case, I think the napkin that serves to hide you from God´s eyes is not neccesary.
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He should go tell the foal’s family what he did.
Maybe drop the foal’s bones in front of them to really rub it in.
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I think it’s more for tradition than anything.
that or to hide the consumption of an abomination not of his kingdom.
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Why he cooked and gave these shitrats to a human being, I think he’s way too angry