I can just hear it now:
“P…please Daddeh. Fwuffy no wan sowee stick!”
What would you say to it?
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Since it either has shat all over the floor, had a temper tantrum, (if male) tried humping something it shouldn’t or screamingly demanded “skettis”; then the sorry stick needs to be applied.
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I say, “what do you offer in return, mortal?” 
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”Well, we can’t always get what we want. Now turn around & take your punishment or you’ll get to spend some time in the sorry box after I’ve given you a sorry sticking you’ll never forget”
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“Bold choice, sorry chainsaw it is.”
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“I’m sorry bud, it’s the sorry stick or the sorry chair, you can choose though.”
The sorry chair is, of course, a steel folding chair I launch him into the stratosphere with.
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“I’m not your fucking ‘Daddeh’, shitrat.” And then I stab its eyes out with the stick because clearly they’re broken if it can’t even tell its (probably former) owner apart from some other random person who isn’t even the same gender. lol
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“ow, wittwe fwuffy doesn’t want sowwy stick? Too bad, shitrat, now choose: Sorry stick in the ass, or the mystery box?”
(Box full with funny painful stuffs)
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“Well, I didn’t want a living room full of fluffy shit. Looks like we’re both in for a disappointing morning!”
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“Daddeh doesn’t want it either, but you made me need to use it and now I’m gonna have worstest heart hurties and it’s all your fault. If you really loved me you wouldn’t be bad and make me use it. I’m so SAD.” smack
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