Getting back to the basics on this one. Standard fluffy abuse with no alternative punchline or gag!
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A reasonable response from a rational fluffy owner.
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Jesus, the angle makes that look like a thick hog.
Honestly I’d let the wee bastard keep the slippers, the mess that thing would leave likely means I wouldn’t want those slippers ever again.
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That’s like giving a mouse a cookie but with more cum
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It’s just an incredibly thin blade…
“…forged by a master swordsmith high in his mountain workshop to bring great honor to your luxury kitchen ensemble.”
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I swear this shit never gets old for me
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You try to hide your humor, but it still comes through anyway. Embrace it. Don’t fight it…
smothers with morphine pillow
Shh shh shhhh…
just let it flow through you, like water in your lungs…
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It sucks to be a fluffy
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Awww buddy the whole point of this is so you don’t do it again. Now open up, we don’t waste food in this house, mister
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