Hmmm crunchy should start with the head first.
Reminds me of the anime Toriko with the eps of screamin apples, the more scared they are the juicier they get. 
i, too, like applesâŚ
A fluffy wanting things is their original sin
I bet theyâre sweeter than normal apples, and smarties would be sour/tangy
Its exterior is 1ike kiwi. xD
crunch
Brings the term âI eat assâ to a whole other level.
I dunno if anyone else has experienced this, but there was an animated short called âA Peach To Teachâ or something like that, and a there was a peach and an apple that were put on a teacherâs desk by two of her students. The apple was a cocky jerk, clearly looking forward to the teacher picking him, not knowing what that would mean. And the teacher does pick him, to munch on of course, and it was about as horrific as fruit gore on a kidâs channel could get. Frigginâ screaming and the close-ups were kinda unsettling⌠
As quickly as the short came it disappeared off the face of the earth and I never saw anything of it again. 
Back first to prolong its suffering, I like it
This is so refreshing.
ooooo fluffy apple slices anyone?
Somewhere, some regular fluffy herd must be thinking, âan apple a day keeps an abuser away.â
So now weâve got bread fluffies, butter fluffies, and apple fluffies.
You know what the logical next step is, right?
Apple pie fluffies!
Mmm apples and cinnamonâŚ
Thereâs this apple, something like a pear blended with a granny Smith, thatâs friggin amazing. Itâs sweet, sour/tart, and ever crispy to chew. I hate apples that go âchewyâ as the sugar content inside is off the charts; I rarely eat a âwarmâ red delicious anymore, theyâve got to have been in the fridge for a few hours.
Anyhoosits, I bet this fluffy tastes like the apple-pear blended delicious nummies.
And it does get to live - as food!
We found that video your describing on YouTube actually just a few hours ago lmao, the peach basically saying â**** that-â and rolling over into the trash at the end was funny ngl.