A gentleman is enjoying a frosty evening out in the woodlands with an inexplicably light lunch when two fluffy felons invite themselves to partake of his hospitality. It turns out very well and everyone has a wonderful time! Many laughs are had, stories are shared and those who were once strangers will leave as friends! A tale that will leave you with a warm heart on these chilly winter evenings!
Wait shit I think I picked up the wrong description draft
After the initial batch of fluffies turned out to be far too disturbing for the general market, Hasbio experimented with adding capybara DNA to the mix to make thicker, sturdier and more even tempered fluffies: Hopefully more sedate, hopefully cuter.
As you can see they failed miserably, with Fluffy Friends VAR2 brand Fluffies inheriting a capybara’s general fearlessness of predators and lack of situational awareness mentally and physically gaining only a gigantic fuckin snout. This grants them better olfactory senses than a normal fluffy which, paired with their ravenous hunger, makes them a gigantic pain in the ass for farmers, campers and BBQ fans alike.