Be Anon.
You’re a ponyfag.
You like the show, but aren’t that active in the fandom.
Head to local a pony meet just to see what one is like.
Bronies keep singing songs from the show and generally acting like idiots in public.
The power levels are over 9000. There is spaghetti everywhere.
You leave early. Your only thought is,”NEVAR AGIAN.”
A couple months later, you’re at Arby’s for lunch.
See one of the guys from the pasta festival there while getting your soda.
You hope he doesn’t remember you…
He waves at you and heads over. Begins talking ponies at you.
Headconans and other shit you don’t care about.
You try to politely excuse yourself and look for a table.
Dude isn’t paying attention. He continues to talk.
two of his friends have just left the counter with trays and start walking in your direction.
All three of them start talking about ponies.
A strand of spaghetti slips to the floor…
… and then they start singing.
Everyone in the Arby’s is staring at you.
Another strand of spaghetti slips from a pocket and falls.
As the singing continues, the pasta begins to flow, First in a trickle and then a steady stream of noodles.
Outside, a horde of fluffy ponies have begun to gather at the windows, attracted by the spilling of pasta.
An employee heads out a side door with a broom to try and shoo them away.
fluffy ponies try barrel past him into the restaurant.
The staff barely manage to get the door closed again.
One of the fluffies manages to get through.
It makes a beeline for the spaghetti and begins gorging itself.
fluffy pony gobbles down the noodles and begins to bloat
As it continues to eat, it quickly swells to a point where it resembles a hairy beach ball.
BOOM!!!
Fluffy pony explodes.
The room is showered with gore and bits of fluff.
The bronies continue to sing.
What was once a steady stream of pasta becomes a torrent.
The blobs of flesh from the fluffy pony begin to slowly shift and move.
One of them raises a tiny head and begins to crawl across the room.
SKETTIES!!!
The blobs gradually form into tiny fluffy foals and begin devouring spaghetti.
They quick grow into full size fluffy ponies before swelling and exploding in rapid succession.
Bronies sing, pasta falls and fluffy ponies form and explode.
Soon, you are unable to move and the restaurant becomes a chest deep tank of spaghetti, gore and fluffy ponies.
Eventually the police and fire department show up.
By then it’s too late.
You drown in fluffy ponies.
The destruction of the Arby’s and the deaths of 15 people are barely reported on outside of the local media.
Just a freak accident, nothing major… not really of interest on a national level.
The next week, is along holiday weekend.
Several brony conventions are planned around the world.
There will be much singing.
The fluffy ponies will there as well.
