22 Likes
Australian Fluffs unite
6 Likes
Needs more spiders?
That is an awesome picture, though.
1 Like
I make Canada fluffy too.
1 Like
That would be amazing!
Canada wants you to think we’re all about the beavers, moose, and bears.
Lies! We’re all about the geese.
Everyone pretends that they don’t like the Canada Goose but I think they’re the best wildlife we’ve got. They’re the geese we need and deserve. Poopie Canadians without any wumps don’t love our geese.
The Canada Goose is the embodiment of Canada’s repressed anger.
It’s a fact. If you have enough rage in your heart, you can walk among the geese unmolested. They recognize your anger as harmonious with their own.
And if they don’t, nothing chills a goose out like being punched in the beak.
2 Likes
In reality:
Beavers
Moose
Hockey
Red Coat.
1 Like
True. And we did sort of torch the White House.
3 Likes
In the war of 1812!
2 Likes
The famous battle of Waterlo.