AUTOMATED ABUSE!
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
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are you hiring?
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for what? its automated!
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maintenance, construction, expansion, programming, the works.
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Automation be turning our artistic skilled jobs into cold uncarring industry…
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honestly since its just a bonk and spank, thats less cruel than many abuse machines ive seen lmao
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Tell ya what: you can have both, and I’ll sit over here and film it for posting on YouTube.
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bonk and spank
Isn’t that pub-food in the UK?
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Not nearly enough legos getting stepped on.
2/5 needs more funny danish bricks
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Quality control. Gotta check behind the machines to make sure they’re properly calibrated.
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This reminds me of those useless robot memes.
Except people would actually pay money for automated abuse.
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I find the mildness to be the funniest part of this. It’s more an insult to fluffies that such a machine was MADE than what it does! 
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It might seem that way, but imagine the machine going in a loop. Constantly getting bonked on the head and their butts getting smacked.
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Can I use it for personal use? Asking for a friend.
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'Twas a joke.
I’ve had bangers & mash before.
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I like how gratuitous the spanking is.
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