METAAAAAL \m/
Now im just imagining screamo in fluffy speech.
MUMMMAAAAHHH WWWUUUUBBBB BBABBBBEEEHHHHSSS
YYYYYYEEEEE
The babbehs rocking their heads to the sick screeechs of their mummah.
By the ancient codes of METAL handed down by the gods of Metal themselves, this fluffy and its brood shall be allowed to live. Rock on fluffy. \m/
Now I’m imagining the Mummah Song set to Slayer’s Raining Blood.
psa warning to all owners of screamo fluffies looking to breed them
these specialty fluffies are designed to withstand brain damage as they headband along with you! As a part of this design their head banging behaviors are triggered whenever they hear screamo or metal music, and it carries over into the offspring. however owners beware that fluffy foals in rare cases can derp themselves through the process of enjoying their mummah’s specialized screamo fluffy singing.
For a moment I thought this was a reference to a very old and probably lost ( I can’t find it at any rate ) fluffy story about a pet store that had one fluffy mummah just like this, named Metallica- black fluffy with neon magenta hair, would headbang constantly and all her foals would pick up the habit. I only recall one specific foal that had two different colored eyes and was a clear David Bowie reference, the rest I’ve forgotten. But it was a very funny mental image, of a fluffy in a pet store just out of nowhere screaming ‘YEEAAAAHHHH! METAWWICA WULES!!!’ and headbanging.
Screamo shitrats? Just when I thought they couldn’t be any more detestable. One of the worst music genres now with literal shit as well as figurative.
Mmm, someone with taste.
Fun fact: modern karens have exactly the same haircut as mid-to-late 2000s emo/screamo girls, because they are exactly the same people.
METAAAAAAAAAALLLLL\m/ \m/