Do you have any miwkies for these poor little tiny hungry babies? 
Yeah sure, they’re polite I’d take good care of em
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sighs
*> Unzips pants
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Got a hot dish comin’ right up
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actually i’d provide a large huggies that’ll show em
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Bean shaped, I love it
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Very beanly
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No neck in sight too
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im p evil so i’ll g ive em like, a bunch of milk and huge hugs and then they’ll be like, “Oh no im too full” and then be vaguely uncomfy for a few hours for eating too much
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They’ll get lots of milkies, huggies & wub. That’ll teach them to beg for things alright. 
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Then you’ll rub their lil bellies to massage the farts out and they’ll be forced to smell their own stinky toots
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hubris on my part
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scuttles up to Fawn sign my forehead, I am a big fan of your work
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Perhaps. I’ll feed them & pet them, but I’ll also try training them to be domestic pets. If they cannot become at least passable, then it’s good riddance via neck-snap.
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Girl 
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What a waste. At least feed some hungry snakes!
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Sorry. Not a reptile fan here. Have ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).
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You don’t like danger noodles?
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Aww, bummer. More snakes for me!
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Oh it’s happy stomping day!
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