You know, if they can outrun the cats, I’ll consider it.
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Gaahhh! They look like little jelly beans! My dumbass is starting to feel bad for these teeny tiny abominations
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Don’t fall for it!
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I got something for them, all right 
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*shakes them one by one like maracas *
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Jesus christ they are so bean shaped, they look like the toys that you squeeze and their eyes pop out
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honestly even if I DID take them home I have several back up plans if they they turn out to be little shits.
one: I have a cat, but she’s a picky eater and their fear shitting would probably put her off them
two: I have chickens and those feathered menaces will eat anything I give them. they would probably get MORE excited if it ran and squirmed and cried.
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They’re so cute! Shaped like little peanuts!!
Preferably, I would pour gasoline on the and set them on fire, but adopting them would be good too.
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Kitty! 
I have two. They’re currently eating wet food mixed with warm water to make it tastier. They’re not spoiled or anything!
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Gravy babies 
I…don’t hate these. What the heck is going on???!!! How are you warming this blackened chilly lump that serves as my heart?
I’ll be honest, every time someone says this it’s wild to me 
I drew the most pathetic, mewling, cowering fuckin goobers I could!
You gotta make them more smarty if you want people to really hate them, more messy and obviously spoiled
watch the mom come back & it turns out they were only alone for like 5 minutes
I KNOW! RIGHT???!!!
They are SO CUTE, theyd get me honestly with their big sad eyes and their stupid little legs. id take them home, put them in like a cardboard box with a blanket by the heater, keep bothering them when theyre tryna sleep by picking them up and petting them
i really like the way you do fluffspeak as well ‘HONGwee’ is great. i think the way they talk is part of why they are so cute, ‘aww awone’ and ‘mebbe widdwe huggies too’ just make me want to squish their little cheeks
You 3 are pathetic and useless little things. (places a wide but shallow bowl of milk with cereal flakes and watches as they eat it)
Wait is it just me or are these three foals really similar to the three foals from the pest control post?
Hilariously, that was completely unintentional, but it would be fitting if these little boogers slid out of their dead mom and somehow survived
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Maybe a still nursing mare came by and adopted them. Then she died. Bc fluffies are dumb as hell.