I feel like I finally pinned down the right level of fucking pathetic that just makes you want to torture them and drink their suffering like wine…
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Imagine going to the local grocery store, going to the milk aisle, only to see this thing sitting in front of the glass door.
Staff isn’t available bc they’re understaffed and too busy helping out the two parallel lines
It’s just you and this tricolor chimera
How do you reasonably respond??
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Football punt it out of the store
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Run around the store ripping my shirt off like i just won the superbowl, to the cheers of everyone. Then I’ll rip open the milk jugs and pour them all over my body like the god damn man that i am!!
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Keeping him entertained while I contact someone from the staff is an obvious violation of health regulations, but if they decide to get rid of him, I would have no reason to call an inspector.
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Little homonculus
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Grab it by its mane and throw it out the store
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Drop it in a small glass on a countertop and drink milk in front of it occasionally while it starves.
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Does this grocery store have one of those grind your own coffee beans machines???
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Ooooooooh! Good idea!
I was thinking Alka Seltzer in Spaghetti-Os
Also the style reminds me a lot of Wolfram Sparks style. It’s really good
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Thanks!
That is what I was going for. I didn’t care for the direction Wolfram was going at the end, so tried to capture the “golden age” look of Wofram’s fluffies.
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