Bad babbeh (carniviousduck)

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Bring the litterbox to Babbeh then- flip it over on top of him!

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If it’s been that sleepy for that long, probably needs to see a vet.

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Time for the sorry-torch!

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Bro literally made a tiny mountain of shit
Holy shit-

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Take a syringe, shove all that shit in she syringe and pump it back into its ass

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1 human should dawn some rubber gloves
2 grab that lazy shit and his lazy shit
3 goatsy the little shit
4 return shit to sender
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I now have a better idea thanks to “freshlypillowed”

Stick a huge funnel deep DEEP into his ass, set him up so he is upside down but other fluffies can get to him , to get them to obey - tell them if they eat a super heavy meal full laxatives and poop into the funnel they can get sketty, and we can watch him expand into a painful septic balloon

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Glue its shithole shut for its crime. Continue to feed it.

Use the litter box or become the litter box!

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tis a fun idea

I’m inclined to agree. Depending on its diet and health, it might have a medical condition.

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Time to send the poop back to sender

Bad baby nominated himself to meet Mr. Club

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7CVp

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Oh no! Poor little fella is clearly suffering from a very serious condition of “uninjury” - time to get the instruments and change this before it becomes chronical!

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