Bad day (Pastry_Knight)

Blueberry had a bad day at home.

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ohhh poor traumatized baby, i hope they get lots of love and their mummah understands

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I don’t

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I hope mum explains that he’s safe.

But that she also keeps teases him with this story by telling it to every new friend he makes

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I hope he regularly partakes in his butt brownies.

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they have been very lucky to not have their owner home during any of their many accidents.

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who says each scene is on the same day?

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God it’s so pathetic I wanna kick it. X’D Fluffies are an entirely different genre of stupid.

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Well, atleast he fixed it

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Probably. I declare this fluffy’s backstory to be that of a communal enfie babbeh. The incontinence sells it.

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That would imply that this little guy had a reason they couldn’t just stop shitting like a moron.

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Good. He knows to clean up.

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I agree with PK. He’s just a retard who eats his chocolate fudge dip on a regular basis.

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living nutela dispenser

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Blueberry is a well looked after fluffy.
In a nice saferoom with plenty to entertain them.
Their owner loves them very much and would forgive any true accident.
Every few days he just gets so engrossed in playing that he can’t help himself.
The floodgates open
He hears the brown noise and ends up with a steaming pile of homemade chocolate fudge dip on the floor.
He whines and worries about the inevitable return to the shelter and loss of legs that this will undoubtedly result in when their owner sees their floor besmirched with a dollop of fresh butt frosting.
So, he lowers himself and gets a good close experience of their fecal bouquet.
A mouthful or two of warm brownie oh so gooey
Only a few dozen laps are required to hide his shame.
But the flavor lingers far longer.
Their owner comes home, none the wiser
As a treat they get to lick out the last of mummahs pudding… chocolate pudding.

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What a well-behaved and well-trained fluffy.
Seriously tho is this the polar opposite of a hellgremlin? Fuck would you even call that? A Heavenfairy?

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I wouldn’t go that far, this guy is just a bit of an idiot, they know the rules, they know where the litter tray is, they are never too far away from it. doesn’t stop them.

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Ah right. Dialogue gave me the impression he was incontinent or something.

physically no, idiotically yes

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