Bad Sketti by Super Weaner





Based on my experience with Korean instant noodles today. My A hole is ruined.

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Your poor bumhole may be ruined, but the fluffies had theirs burned off. 10/10

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The seal clearly stated the sketties were for mummah and bestest babbeh. Poopie babbeh is just being an unreasonable bitch at this point :triumph:

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Pffff… yep, that’s right. My sister in law loves them though (she’s Mexican) as does one of my Korean friends.

Is there a #karma tag? There is! I think that’d be a great tag to add to this one.

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No, seal said mama and babies. Now, that said, the seal probably knew what would happen, so we’ll just assume you said what he actually meant.

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That’s your own fault if you’re eating NORTH Korean noodles :shrug:

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I’m not sure there is such a thing :stuck_out_tongue:

Also: I half wonder if those are mild Korean noodles. The seal isn’t suffering enough for it to be the 4x stuff we can get here.

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I once decided to buy the cheapest instant noodles at my local super market. Don’t be like me.

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After a meal like that one should always sing on the loo while sobbing…
And it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire, the ring of fire. :notes:

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Whenever I eat Samyang I make sure to add an egg and mayo to the spice packets to tone it down a little XD

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Ugh… agreed. There is such a thing as too cheap :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

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My and my little Okinawan butt tried one bite then promptly threw it away. While i hate wasting food there was no way I’d actually eat it and not make myself sick. Granted, Japanese and Okinawans are not known for heat or bold and exciting flavors.

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Love spicy stuff

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I put entire spice pack in. I thought i could handle it because the packaging color is Black not Red. (And i don’t like reading)
I was wrong.
Red = Very Spicy
Black = Your Funeral

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Ahahahaa, yuuuup. I’ve had the black ones a singular time before I immediately defaulted to the orange normal packs and the yellow/pink cheese ones XD

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First rule of spicy foods: if someone from a culture that loves spicy foods (Korean, Thai, Indian, Mexican, etc) thinks its hot, take that as a warning. My friends’ mom is Korean, so when they say something is hot I don’t even bother trying it. When they say its TOO HOT? I’ll come back later. Their mom has driven them from their house a few times before making kimchee with her other Korean friends.

How are folks where you live?

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Seal is a better fluffy than fluffies and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

For real if you drew a picture of my avatar hugging your avatar my cold heart would know warmth

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Ooooooh, that fluffy stomping the foal - that’s exactly how I feel with these:

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I live in Thailand so I’m no stranger to spicy foods but i think Korean love for spice is in different level.

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Im sorry othercoraline but the seal said babies. You must now go to the doom dimension.

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