Art by the wonderful and talented @PeppermentParchment thank you so so so much for the art!
You are Badger! A black fluffy earthie pony with white stripes and a handsome white mane!
Today was a very very exciting day, because today was your first day of daycare!
Yippee!
Your daddeh told you that daycare was a place where mummuhs and daddehs sent their fluffies to while they had to go to hoomun thingies. At first that sounded really really sadsies. You didn’t wanna be away from daddeh, daddeh was best daddeh! But then daddeh told you that you would be safe there, have fun, and most importantly, you’d get to play with other fluffies!
You had been feeling really lonely and heawt huwties about not having any fluffies to play with, but now you did, and it was all thanks to your bestest daddeh in the whole wide world.
As you waddled into the daycare, glancing behind you briefly to see daddeh wave at you and then shut the door, you instantly heard other fluffies. Turning your head, you were presented with so many fluffies that your head began to spin!
There were adult fluffies, like you, mummuh fluffies with their cute babbehs, soon mummuh fluffies who were so round that their speshul fwiends had to bring nummies to them, and even a far off corner that looked like it was filled with no weggy fluffies.
Toysies were everywhere too! Stuffy fwiends and bwockies and funneh light up toysies and and and aaaaaaahhhhh so much funsies!!!
You ran up to the first fluffy you saw, a pretty dark green unicorn mare with brown hair.
“Hewwo fwiend! Am Badgew! Wan pway?” You ask cheerfully.
“Yus! Wan pway wit yoo, Badgew! Am Mosseh! Wan pway bwockies?” She answered, practically bouncing up and down.
You nod rapidly. “Yaaayy! Bwockies am vewwy funsises game! Daddeh say it edu-eda-educat-eb-daddeh say it maek youw thinky pwace biggew tuu!” You say knowingly.
It felt like you and Mossy played bwockies forever. Stacking them up, knocking them down, and then stacking them up again! It would be really tricky sometimes, but that’s what was so fun about it too.
Another fluffy soon came your way. He was a chubby white wingie fluffy with a blue mane. He pawed the ground for a bit, looking a little shy. “C-can Fwappeh pway bwockies witchoo fwuffies?” He looked nervous.
You and Mossy both nodded. “Ob couwse Fwappeh kin pway wit Mosseh an nyu fwiend Badgew! Hewe, hab dis bwockie.”
Flappy cooed and wiggled his useless wings around. “Eeeeeee, tank yuu nyu fwiends! Wub pwayin bwockies wit fwuffies, am vewy gud at bwockies. Wook!”
You and Mossy looked on in awe as Flappy knocked down your bwockie towers and then stacked them high again at super duper speed! You never saw bwockies get stacked so fast! It was like magic!
“WOAAAAAAHHH WOAAAH WOAAH WOAHHHHHHHH!!! HAO FWAPPEH DU DAT?! DAT AMAZIN!!!” You shrieked, clapping your hoofsies in utter amazement. Mossy was just staring with sparkles in her see pwaces, a trickle of drool dripping for her mouth.
“Heh heh heh heh, Fwappeh jus awways kno hao tu maek bwockies high supa fast. Mummuh say Fwappeh du it ebba since Fwappeh wuz widdle babbeh. Wuz mummuh’s cweba babbeh!” He said with pride, puffing out his white chest and spreading his wingies out.
Then you, Mossy, and your new friend Flappy played bwockies for a very long forever until you got bored with bwockies. But that was ok because huggsies tag was what you played next! Mossy was the bestest at huggsies tag, she kept catching you two and giving you tickles with her hoofsies! It was so much fun!
After that, one of the big hoomuns came in and looked around the room. You don’t know why she did that, but she left soon after. Some of the fluffies tried to run out of the door, but she was super quick and pushed them back inside.
Silly dummeh fluffies, this place was so much fun, why would you want to leave?
After playing so long though, your tummy started to feel not good. “Huuuu, tummeh huwties, wan nummies…” You sadly mumbled. “Wen time fo nummies?”
Mossy then grinned. “Siwwy Badgew, dis pwace got nummies aww da time. Wook, fowwow Mosseh!” She soon led you to a big box on the other side of the room. It had a big hole in it that she then waddled through. “Cum on fwiends, nummies in hewe!” Soon enough, you saw she was right. On the wall was a nummies machine that spat out nummies and below it was a biiiiig bowl that was filled with nummies! You couldn’t believe it!
“Wooooah……dis pwace so cul……” You gasped before going forward to dig in. Your see places lit up upon taking your first bite. These nummies were some of the bestest nummies you ever had! They tasted so sweet and were nice and soft and chewy. The three of you ate until you couldn’t fit any more nummies into your tummies. You all burped in satisfaction.
“Dose wewe bestest nummies! Suuu gud!” You exclaimed.
“Dey vewy gud nummies……but Fwappeh tink dat skettis stiww bestest nummies of aww.”
You and Mossy nodded in agreement. There would NEVER be anything as good and tasty and bestest as skettis. Never.
After you rested for a while you all got back to running around and playing. Then, you saw daddeh! He was here!
“Hey Badger! Have a fun time at daycare?” He said.
“Yus daddeh! Badgew habin suuuuuuu much funsises! It bestest thingy eba!” You then pointed a stubby black hoofsie to Mossy and Flappy. “Wook, Badgew maek nyu fwiends! Dey bestest fo pway an huggies!”
Mossy and Flappy waddled up to your daddeh. “Hewwo Badgew’s daddeh!” “Badgew a fun fwuffy! Gud fwiend!”
He bent down and scratched their heads, making them coo and giggle. “Well come on Badger, its time to head out.” You frowned and got some small heart huwties. You didn’t wanna leave! “Oh don’t worry Badger, you’ll be back here tomorrow to play some more, you’ll see your new friends again.”
That perked you up, and you gave goodbye hugsies to Flapyy and Mossy. They were sadsies too, but they also would be back at daycare, so you’d be able to play and hug all over again!
As you daddeh strapped you into his big metal munsta, you sighed with contentment.
This was the bestest! What could possibly go wrong?!
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Don’t worry guys, things will get a bit more neutral soon. So for now, have fun with Badger!
